导读：以下这些笑话越聪明你会发现越好笑，你看懂了几个呢?看懂多少个，就看你有多聪明了。
Explanations To 15 Jokes Only Smart People Can Understand
The smarter you are, the more you find funny.
So it's no surprise that smart folks from the higher echelons of every discipline have their own in-jokes.
But surely their knowledge isn't so specialized that you couldn't enjoy their jokes as well? Redditors recently took turns sharing their own favorite intellectual jokes and we've gathered our favorites here.
Instead of going to medical school, getting a linguistics degree, and brushing up on your art history, just check out this cheat sheet for our favorite "smart" jokes.
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
It's funny because: "Traveling light" is a turn of phrase used to indicate traveling without much (or any) luggage. In science, a photon is a particle of light (almost always moving).
It's on this list because: Air travel, amirite?!
Pretentious? Moi?
It's funny because: Only a pretentious person whose daily life doesn't require French would actually say "moi" and mean it.
It's in this list because: Clocking in at two words, it's the shortest joke in the English language.
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. The wife says, "Is it a boy or a girl?" The logician says, "Yes."
It's funny because: Processing that question through Boolean logic, "yes" is technically correct. How would you answer if the question were "Is it a boy AND a girl?"
It's on this list because: Logicians don't get enough love.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
It's funny because: A more labor-conscious plumber would pronounce the word as "yoon-yun-ized." A chemist would probably say "un-eye-on-ized."
It's on this list because: What other joke can simultaneously address the removal of charged particles from an atom as well as the organization of workers trying to achieve shared goals?
Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.
It's funny because: The Bechdel test is a measure of gender equality in the media. A piece of media is considered to pass the test if it includes at least two women who talk to each other about something besides men. This joke passes the test.
It's on this list because: The media is self-referential.
Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet.
It's funny because: A gigabyte is a measure of data equal to 1,024 MB. As you can see the band is only 1,023 MB, they haven't had any "gigs" yet.
It's on this list because: A lot of people probably thought one GB is a nice round 1,000 MB.
Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says "Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."
It's funny because: Werner Heisenberg was a German physicist and one of the key figures in quantum theory. His famous "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal" states that we can know either where a quantum particle is or how fast it's moving, but it's impossible to know both at the same time.
It's on this list because: Heisenberg's life was amazing. Seriously.
C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
It's funny because: C, Eb, and G are the musical notes that constitute a C minor chord.
It's on this list because: The relationship between a major chord and its relative minor is pretty cool.
First Law of Thermodynamics: You can't win. Second Law of Thermodynamics: You can't break even. Third Law of Thermodynamics: You can't stop playing.
It's funny because: It's an absolute reductionist take on the real laws of thermodynamics, and the language is such that it implies life isn't worth living. In plain terms, the laws of thermodynamics are: energy can't be created or destroyed, things tend to move from order to disorder, and the lower the temperature drops, the more disorderly things become.
It's in this list because: It's actually an accurate take on thermodynamics.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
It's funny because: You were expecting the word "problem," but the joke-teller replaced it with "precipitate," which is the solid that forms in a solution of liquid after a chemical reaction has taken place.
It's on this list because: Chemists are hard enough to understand as it is. Now you have a slight edge.
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative." But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
It's funny because: "Yeah" and "right" are technically affirmative words, but put these two positives together and you get an ultra-sarcastic, "Yeah, right."
It's on this list because: It's totally true.
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
It's funny because: This phrase, with varying versions often attributed to Winston Churchill, is a response to the famous rule in English that a sentence isn't supposed to end in a preposition. In constructing the sentence this way, the speaker is technically correct, but it's an incredibly awkward way to communicate.
It's on this list because: Language is complicated. Let's mock it.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish.
It's funny because: Surrealism is an movement all about creating weird illogical art. As this joke makes no sense, it is itself a surrealist work.
It's on this list because: Banana.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Philip Glass.
It's funny because: Philip Glass is an American composer whose music is often described as minimalist and repetitive.
It's on this list because: You've very likely seen a few movies he scored.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
It's funny because: This poor afflicted soul's dyslexia has caused him to confuse "God" with "dog." His agnosticism forces him to wrestle with "dog's" existence. And his insomnia has him losing sleep over it.
It's on this list because: You never know someone's struggle.
解释到15笑话只有聪明人才能理解
聪明的你,你觉得有趣。
所以毫无疑问,聪明的人从每个学科的更高的阶层有自己的玩笑。
但他们的知识不是很专业,你不能享受他们的笑话吗?Redditors最近轮流分享自己喜欢的知识的笑话和我们收集我们的最爱。
而不是去医学院,语言学学位,和温习你的艺术历史,就看看这个备忘单对我们最喜欢的“智能”的笑话。
一个光子通过机场安检。TSA代理问他是否有任何行李。光子说,“不,我轻装前行。”
旅行很有趣,因为:“光”是一个词用来表示没有太多旅行的行李(或任何)。在科学中,一个光子是光的粒子(几乎总是移动)。
在这个名单上是因为:空中旅行,amirite ? !
自命不凡?莫伊吗?
这很有趣,因为:只有一个自命不凡的人的日常生活不需要法国会说“我”,意味着它。
在这个列表,因为:演说的两个词,英语中最短的笑话。
一个逻辑学家的妻子生一个孩子。医生立即手新生儿的爸爸。妻子说,“这是一个男孩还是女孩?“逻辑学家说:“是的。”
这很有趣,因为:通过布尔逻辑处理这个问题,“是”在技术上是正确的。你会如何回答,如果问题是“它是一个男孩和一个女孩?”
这个列表,因为:逻辑学家没有得到足够的爱。
你怎么能告诉化学家和水管工的区别吗?让他们发音“工会”。
这很有趣因为:更labor-conscious管道工一词的发音为“yoon-yun-ized。“化学家可能会说“un-eye-on-ized”。
在这个名单上是因为:其他笑话可以同时解决的带电粒子从一个原子以及组织的员工努力实现共同的目标?
两个女人走进一个酒吧,贝尔德尔测试讨论。
这很有趣因为:贝尔德尔测试在媒体上的性别平等。一块媒体被认为通过测试如果它包括至少两个彼此谈论的东西除了男人的女人。这个笑话通过了测试。
这个列表,因为:媒体自我参照。
听说过新乐队叫做1023 MB ?他们没有任何演出。
这很有趣因为:g是一种测量的数据等于1024 MB。正如你所看到的乐队只有1023 MB,他们没有任何“演出”。
这个列表,因为:很多人可能认为一个GB是一个很好的圆1000 MB。
海森堡是高速公路上飞驰。警察把他拉过去,说:“你知道你刚才开得有多快回来吗?海森堡说:“不,但我知道我在哪里。”
这很有趣,因为:海森堡是德国物理学家和量子理论的一个关键人物。他著名的“海森堡不确定性主要”国家,我们可以知道,量子粒子或运动的速度,但它是不可能知道在同一时间。
在这个名单上是因为:海森堡的生活是令人惊异的。认真对待。
C、Eb和G走进一个酒吧。酒保说:“对不起,没有未成年人。”
这很有趣因为:C、Eb和G的音符构成C小调和弦。
这个列表,因为:大三和弦及其之间的关系相对次要的很酷。
热力学第一定律:你不能赢。热力学第二定律:你不能收支平衡。热力学第三定律:你不能停止玩。
这很有趣因为:这是一个绝对的简化的承担真正的热力学定律,和语言就是这样,意味着生活不值得。简单来说,热力学定律是:能量不能被创造或毁灭,事情往往从有序变成无序,和降低温度下降,更乱的事情。
在这个列表,因为它实际上是一个准确的热力学。
如果你不是解决方案的一部分,你的一部分沉淀。
这很有趣,因为:你所期望的“问题”,但这个词说笑话的人取而代之的是“沉淀”,这是解决方案中的固体形成化学反应后的液体。
在这个名单上是因为:化学家是难以理解。现在你有一个轻微的边缘。
语言学教授演讲中说,“在英语中,一个积极的双重否定形式。但在一些语言,比如俄罗斯,双重否定仍然是负面的。然而,在世界上没有语言可以双正形成一个负。“但那房间的后面传来一个声音,“是的,对。”
这很有趣,因为:“是的”和“正确”在技术上肯定的话说,但把这两个积极的在一起,你得到一个ultra-sarcastic,“是的,对。”
在这个名单上是因为:它是完全真实的。
这是英语的,我不会。
这很有趣,因为:这个短语,不同版本通常归因于温斯顿·丘吉尔,是著名的反应规则在英语中,一个句子不应该结束在一个介词。在构建这样的句子,演讲者在技术上是正确的,但是这是一个非常尴尬的交流方式。
在这个名单上是因为:语言是复杂的。让我们模拟它。
有多少超现实派把一个灯泡转进灯座,需要吗?一条鱼。
这很有趣因为:超现实主义是一种运动创造奇怪的不合逻辑的艺术。当这个笑话毫无意义,它本身就是一个超现实主义的作品。
这个列表,因为:香蕉。
敲打敲打。那里是谁?敲打敲打。那里是谁?敲打敲打。那里是谁?敲打敲打。那里是谁?菲利普·格拉斯。
这很有趣因为:菲利普·格拉斯是一个美国作曲家的音乐通常被描述为极简和重复。
在这个名单上是因为:你很有可能看到一些电影他得分。
什么诵读困难的,不可知论者,失眠症患者晚上吗?他熬夜想知道如果真的有一只狗。
这很有趣因为:这个可怜的折磨灵魂的阅读障碍使他混淆了“上帝”和“狗。“他的不可知论迫使他对付“狗”的存在。和他的失眠他失眠了。
这个列表,因为:你永远不知道别人的斗争。
